which one did you do ?

I ran naked with a bisexual because im cool like that! I didnt really

 

I ran naked with a jar of honey because im sexy

 

I ran naked with my EX cause IM sexy.


Fat chance of that though. I wouldnt run naked with that creep for all the money in the world!!

 

i ran over an easter egg because im sexy how odd!

 

I slept with a horse cus thats how i roll...



yep, sounds just about accurate.

 

I Ran Naked With Your Dealer Because I Had To

 

I banged a bisexual because I'm cool like that!

 

I killed a whore because I love marijuana

 

I needed a whore because I love marijuana

 

I ran over (yo)ur grandma because I've got abs

(and my abs doesn't work)

 

quality!!
i banged a lesbian because I love marijuana ....

 

I Ran over your mum Because thats how i role.

 

I slept with a pickle cos that's how I roll!!!!

UUURRRMMMM did I miss something here? Weekend binge & I've just woken up???

 

I stabbed a whore because I'm sexy.......

 

I raped a homeless guy because i had to

 

I killed a jew because I'm cool like that

 

i slept with a bag of weed because i'm beautiful.

 

i banged your granma because i'm sexy

 

i licked a toothbrush because i love marijuana......hold on, no one told me this site was psychic.

 

I ran over a bag of weed cause i have amazing boobs