People that stand about 5 inches away from me in the queue at Tesco.... you've the whole fecking supermarket to stand in so move back!
ive got another one........ The two nothern kids on the Vauxhall Zafra advert, who take the pee out the adults! How irriating are they!!!!!!!
Who irritates me? Parents that don't discipline their kids. Kids in general. Mobile phone companies that keep phoning to offer me a free upgrade even though I've had my contract for less than 12 months and am not eligible. People that phone me, listen to the whole of my answerphone message and then don't bother leaving one so I have to pay to pick up a message that doesn't exist. Trainees at work that just don't listen to what you tell them and come out of training school thinking they know it all. People who shout/talk loudly when they are only stood next to me. Groups of people that dawdle 3 or 4 abreast on the pavement meaning you have to walk in the road to get past them. The same goes for 2 mum's with pushchairs walking side by side. Bad drivers. People who abuse the 999 system. People that have no manners. Scrotes/chavs that sponge off the state but still have a widescreen telly, mobile phone, Playstation etc. but have no enthusiasm to get off their arses and work for a living and spend all day drinking tinnies, smoking dope, injecting heroin and chain smoking. Those of us that do work hard seem to be worse off after tax/NI/pension etc. has been taken out of our wages
yes, f**king tourists, the seagulls get bigger,more viscious and cocky each year.I'm just waiting for one to take off a tourist's child But seriously coming to my town and feeding the flying rats ffs!!! I'm seriously thinking of going into the cities and feeding the rats see how they like it *me in tourists back garden* Them: erm... what are you doing? Me: I'm feeding the rats Them : wtf Me: You took a seaside holiday last year didn't you? Them: er.... yes Me: I thought so, I've come to feed the rats in your back garden Them: Me:
Yup the Devvo's, Chavs, Kevs, Yoons of the land need a good kicking "ah say mate, lend us 20p for me nan's bus ticket who's in prison visiting my dads brother who sold a coat, u got 20p mate?" Farc off scrounging gits My personal fav = people who tailgate you when you are going the correct speed
a complete TW@T. did you see her exit the house crying at the top of the steps back on topic. people that sit within 6 ft from you, when your on a beach with hardly anybody eles on it
I didnt see it but I can imagine As above, people that park close to me in a carpark when it is next too empty
People who press the button at the pedestrian crossing when it's f*cking obvious that one of the other twenty people already standing there have already pressed it.
NNooooooooo, Does she want to wear any more jewellery? EDIT - she looks awfully pleased to see you, did you show her your magic at that point
Maybe the temptation to smack her in the mouth has been too much for some people? Anyway, back to irritants... My girlfriend on the phone. Think Dom Jolly, and you're only about halfway to the volume her voice rises to during any and all telephone conversations. She really doesn't need the phone, they can probably hear her anyway
golfgal were you an I seperated at birth ? cos we feel the same on stuff. I hate indiscretion, ignorants who shout when they need to just talk. wanckoles that park at the first petrol pump they see instead of the one nearest the exit, thus forcing you to wait the same ignorants as above's untrained and unlead dogs Tower Hamlets council's employee criteria - you gotta be a crippled mixed race pre -op transexual lesbian/man thing those companies that ruin decent roads, lay cables, then do moody repairs to road, leaving much bumpage I was gonna say tailgaters but I have my own sort of fun with them, but prix (or prickesses) who lane hop needlessly, jumping into your safety buffer zone, causing you to adjust grown up baby ******s that press ped. xing buttons despite there being only 1 car on the road. admin shirkers at chuchill insurance office in Romford people that talk but dont listen - no time for them there are countless, I could go on ...........
PMSL @ Seraph I was watching Fridays whilst laying in this morning 'AAARRGGGGHHHHH DAVINA, I LOST MY EARRING,' *sob sob sob sob* 'I CANT GO WITHOUT MY EARRING' *sob sob sob*
