I picked up a british import

What size cookie, before I even guess? It needs to be worth my while, Paxle. Chewy or crunchy?

 

Shortbread

 

I hate shortbread, it's like eating sweetened flour.

 

unlikely I know - but I'm going for an FA MAS

 

Given your size, I`ll plump for a HS .404.

More likely a FAMAS as Dex says, or maybe a MAS 49?

 

You havn't had good shortbread then

nope.

 

Give us a clue, Paxle!

 

its french, and is older than 10 years

 

Is it a handgun or a `long`?

Pamas G1?...PA 15?...Delacre?...

 

I could have done with that today. I had a problem with my car which required urgent attention.
Being in the middle of nowhere, I pulled over into the nearest point I could. Which just so happened to be a little lane, outside a house with about 4 yorkshire terriers.

Trying to solve a mechanical issue with dogs barking is difficult at the best of times.
I commented to the missus how handy it would be to have had a gun on hand, and for once she agreed.
If the owner had disagreed on my canine massacre, I would have taken him too. I mean, at least buy PROPER big, scary dogs!!!