Indeed, he was finishing his "lookout shift"...... waiting for the troops that Miss daved has apparently sent to capture me.
He looks good for the "beeches" in that picture, but shortly afterwards he rolled in dear poo and then ate some hawks regurgitated bones and furball. Fookin disaster I tell thee. All he needed to do then was run into some burr, and that would have been a hatrick of the last things you want your dog to do. He will be getting the "danster cider fueled haircut" shortly though.
Attn: Geordie speaking. Scots people, drinking zoider? What's wrong with them? They'll be wearing dresses next Sounds like I may need to help you outside? Door, or window?
These Northumbrian ejts are so thick, they believe you can get Poitn from Denmark. Just ask, Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, the Wallsend thicky. "Message in a Bottle". I ask you. The only place you can get a message in a bottle is Eire. Across the Irish Sea, not the North Sea.
No need the lads have developed a drinking habit that does not require such a product....... Never stop drinkin! The dogs hair gets spun into wool for various wool based products, including the Aberdonian favourites, "the sheep sha ggers life size puppet"
I have 10 years worth of clippings, so that has potential for another cgti entrepreneurs thread! I could make loads of them, or alternatively just one mahoosif "fat un" and go for the niche market!
Don't the clippings really stink? My ex-sister-in-law had an Afgan coat years ago; the stench when it rained was horrific! The coat used to smell as well.
I prefer Yak Hair. Will gladly post photo tomorrow if no one believes me. (too late and too pi**ed at the moment)
Negative. No smell. As I understand, the husky has 2 coats to cope with the cold in its cold native lands. This being the case they lose heat through breathing and the tongue as they cannot lose it through the 2 coats as the insulating properties of the coats are great for keeping the extreme cold out but also limit the ability to lose heat too. They do not sweat enough to lose the heat. I cannot take him running with me when it is warm and he has not been clipped, as he could overheat. I am sure some folk will give me a pasting for cutting his coat off soon, but he no longer lives in minus 30deg temperatures, and as such, to allow him to run around and live an active life his coat will be getting cut off. He is so much happier with being clipped too, and does not pant like an asthmatic having an orgasm after the slightest shortwalk!
