Worst joke in the world ever...............maybe ?

What's pink and hard?




Cot death.



Fordo!



Edited by: cforehead

 

hear about the dyslexic pimp?


He bought a warehouse.

 

What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?



Throw your washing in.

 

Whats the only part of a vegetable you cant eat?


The wheel chair!


Have many others but arnt politicaly correct im afraid

 

ever hear the one about the irish woodworm found dead in a brick?

or the dyslexic who sold his soal to santa?

 

Two fleas on a fanny - which ones on drugs?


























The one sniffin crack.

 

What's got one eye, three legs and farts a lot



















A winkey, wonkey, stinky donkey

I'll get my coat
Edited by: LregG

 

a man walks into a bar





ouch.


it was a gay bar

 

that is terrible......terribly amusing!

 

whats the difference between a woman and a fridge?























the fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out

 

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic Insomniac?
He lies awake at night pondering the existence
of doG.

 

Did you hear about the Irish fella going the wrong way down the motorway?















The Policeman stopped him and said "What you doing, where you going? "

The Irish man " I don't know but they are all coming at me in a hurry"

 

Q. Where does a 3 legged donkey live?

A. An Un-stable.

 

whats the difference between a ferrari & a dead baby?














i haven't got a ferrari in my garage!

 

a blind man walks into a shop & starts swinging his guidedog above his head


'excuse me, can i help you sir?' says the shop assistant


'no thanks' replies the man 'im just looking!'

 

Bloke walks into a pet shop and says "can I have a fly please."

Shopkeeper says "we don't sell them."

Bloke says, "well there's one in your window."

 

This thread is awesome

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of museli ?

He was pulled in by a strong currant

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Sandwich walks into a bar, barman says "Sorry mate, we dont serve food in here"

 

My neighbour is a bulemic. She kept me up all night with her loud vomiting of her evening meal. In the end I had to knock on the wall and shout . . .



. . . "Christ love, can't you keep it down?"

 

What's silver and sticks out of prams?







Gary Glitter's ar$e

 

A bear walks into a pub, goes up to the barman and says."..I'll have a pint of beer and.........




.... a packet of crisps.





Barman says "..hey why the big paws.."