but compare it to the abuse that the girls get, you've come off lightly just dont' be put off by Prof and Matt's mincing tendanices
***Gets nervous, dons harness, goggles, steel toe cap boots and does some hardcore "night strimming" just to prove he's a real man*** "OUCH - Just strimmed by b4st4rd foot!" Minces off...
That part of Cornwall is my favourite, we used to have a cottage in st meryn. Miss that cottage so badly, but we still try to come down at least twice a year.
Lived down here since I was 14 - nr Polzeath (apart from 8 years in Bristol!). Not bad growing up by the sea!
Spermbank- used to but it's no longer really an issue. House is very secluded, our village is generally quiet but has all we need and if it's a silly busy time like Bank Holiday, we just go out on the boat instead of attempting to drive anywhere! The sea gets rammed but there are always secret spots to be found.
Hmmm - We do get the odd decent sized wave - Newquay's Cribber for example: Exposed to the Atlantic (rather than the North Sea) so those nasty hurricanes across the pond bring us nice, long period ground swell. Translation service a small extra charge.
on the other side of the beach is an excellent venue for combat survival training, especially on bank holiday mondays
Other side of the Cribber or the NE? Plenty of teen nights out (and beyond teens) with scraps a-plenty in Newquay when growing up!