CGTI Mens guide to approaching women...

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  1. prof Forum Addict

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    as Dave says this is a fine line, which after consuming more than 4 pints i'm on the wrong side of

    However, women look for leaders of men, they can't help themselves, the alpha male will always get the pick.

    Now being alpha does not mean being an in your face ******, or trying to be cool, that just comes across as you are trying too hard.

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    now this unlikely looking fellow, gets more very attractive women than most, do a search and find out his tricks....
     
  2. RichardDarrenB Paid Member Paid Member

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    What like to know is, how the hell does David Walliams pull the totty he does?

    Being that he is an ugly, creepy looking, fat gaylord.
     
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    fame and alledgedly being hung like a donkey.....
     
  4. Miss Psyclodia

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    He is a gentlmen and also like jonp said hung like a donkey :lol:
     
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    ...and he swam the Channel which is pretty impressive.
    And he's funny.

    Same as Russell brand - Very funny and a pulling God but not exactly a looker.

    Anyway, i'm not in the slightest bit interested in pulling. The odd very minor flirt can be fun but that's it.
     
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    he's famous, all other considerations go out of the window, and as a reasonable imitator/actor i think he could pretend to be an alpha male for a bit


    mind did you see him on that christmas quiz show with Jimmy Carr, what a cnut
     
  7. RichardDarrenB Paid Member Paid Member

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    But the girls seen frequently hanging off his arm are equally, and in most cases more so, famous than he is [:s]

    EDIT: He most certainly did come across as being a cnut on the Jimmy Carr show, how many times did he have to mention his cross channel swim in one episode?
     
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    gets them both in hello magazine/papers tho doesn't it
     
  9. RichardDarrenB Paid Member Paid Member

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    I know loads of lasses my age/younger who find Russel Brand attractive, can't say I ever met anyone who said the same about David Walliams TBH
     
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    russel brand, just ticks the rockstar, obviously highly sexual male boxes. In a Captain Jack stylie, mind you would think the smell would put them off.....
     
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    aggree with 1, but not 2

    williams funny? - always
    brand funny? - never, z-lister wannabe
     
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    If they dont bite then they arent drunk enough :lol:
     
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    Probably the same way Rooney does.... ;)
     
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    I've always found that paying them or offering them free Heroine works for me!
     
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    A bag of chips or a ride home at the end of the night used to do it in my day (1970s) or if you were flash some LSD, or a ten pound note (rare things them tenners then) in your wallet.:o

    The only reason my wife went out with me is I borrowed dads BMW when he was on holiday and told her it was mine.[:$] :lol: ;)
     
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    nice move!:lol:







    ok how about some more psychology on women...

    how do you mess with their minds to make them know they have made a mistake...
     
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    No need to ask, Jon - we women know all men are a Big mistake. A big mistake. Goodness knows why God didn't euthanaze Adam and write it all off as bad design!

    The only problem is that we're all big softies really, and feel sorry for men, and give them another chance.................. we never learn, do we? ;)
     
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    odd thats the same feeling i have but replace adam with eve.
     
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    I've got Neil Strauss's book 'The Game' after a mate started raving on about it. I've only read 100 pages but its pretty interesting.
     
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    might pick it up from whs then for a browse

    but i'm going to go with some advice jolfa gave out the other day, its all about myself and being a cnut
     

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