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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by danster, Jul 30, 2010.

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  1. BristolFish

    BristolFish Forum Member

  2. danster Forum Addict

    Why is Daved ask me questions on Bristofish's thread? [:s]

    ps. Daved if you are going to take extended weekend breaks without letting the authorities know, then this sort of thing is to be expected. :thumbup:
     
  3. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

    Obviously, you are drinking Tennets again![xx(]

    You started this thread![:s]

    I posted to TSC, that I was in Bangor, while he was at the Island! Again obviously you are brain dead, as you don't read the right threads![:x]
     
  4. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

    NO, OF COURSE, YOU ARE SCOTCH!:thumbup:
     
  5. danster Forum Addict

    Never drunk Tennets before. [:s]



    STOP SHOUTING! :o

    That is two posts that have no question marks and are not aimed at Bristolfish.
    Are you trying to Hijack this thread? [:x]
     
  6. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

    OK! I and everyone else knows I can't spell. Don't rub it in too hard![8(]

    TennAnts![:$]

    Did I correct my error?
     
  7. BristolFish

    BristolFish Forum Member

    No. :lol:
     
  8. danster Forum Addict

    Apostrophe missing Daved = D- = Fail :lol:
     
  9. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

    Hey, there are more than one Tennant's Breweries.
     
  10. danster Forum Addict

  11. Dave

    Dave *Very Smart* Pedantic Old Fart Paid Member

    This is too much for me!

    Danny, I got the spelling Tennants from one of your 'What are you currently drinking' posts.

    The missing 'n' is only a typo.

    I am going to bed!
     
  12. danster Forum Addict

    I would have been drunk in that thread Daved. It would be prudent to spell check anything I posted in there TBH. ;)

    Back on topic BF.

    What is harder, Chuck Norris or my Blondie Boner? :o
     
  13. BristolFish

    BristolFish Forum Member

    I didn't know you were blond. :p
     
  14. Dan W

    Dan W CGTI Regional Host

    BristolFish, what is a 'boner'?
     
  15. BristolFish

    BristolFish Forum Member

    It's something that's very difficult to get with a stone in your shoe. [8(]
     
  16. Dan W

    Dan W CGTI Regional Host

    So nothing to do with what happens to me when I watch Suzi Perry on the gadget show then? (see my gadget show thread)
     
  17. BristolFish

    BristolFish Forum Member

    Ahh, I see. :thumbup:

    Yes, the two things would be linked:

    Suzi+pvc=boner. [:-B]
     
  18. Why did I wash my hair 4 times with 20 year old Silvrikin shampoo, when I had brand new Toni and Guy stuff in my bag? And why has my artesian well run dry, when it rained a good bit? And why do I feel like death after 4 days of drinking from dawn till late, yet now feel hyper after laughing at my sister falling into the dock about 8 hours ago?
     
  19. BristolFish

    BristolFish Forum Member

    Not sure why you shunned the Toni & Guy; but stick with the Silvikrin, it's what i've always used. As anyone on here that's met me will tell you, i've got a full, lustrous head of hair. :thumbup:

    Has somebody tapped into the water table near to your well? Perhaps they are distilling massive quantities of poitin. daved hasn't moved in next door has he? ;)

    You've probably reached the correct alcohol/blood ratio in your system. Your body has accepted this as the norm, and has compensated by dumping a huge adrenalin shot straight into your brain. [:^:]

    Got any video or pics of your sister falling in the dock? [:D]
     
  20. Afraid not - she did the classic one foot on the boat, one on the dock thing - boat moves across, sis does the splits, falls in face first. Damn lucky she didn't scratch the paintwork with the gold ring she lost while falling in, or there'd be trouble. Real trouble.
     
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