Ask Bristolfish

This is a new thread started for people that have any questions they need answering, be they psychological, physiological, emotional, gardening, or anything else for that matter. The more obscure the better, he is here to help you.

It should also get his post count up a little too!

 

Who is the half face Bristol in your pic to the side and are your furry cats with no legs real?

 

Ask him where he found his yellow Mk1 Golf when he was least expecting it!

 

That is the lovely Miss daved. I assume there is more of her, but i've never seen it.

Oh yes, those cats are all too real, they haunt my dreams.

 

It gets about a bit doesn't it?

 

Are you the chav in your sig?

And what `s the recommended torque for a 12.9 grade M20 set-screw, please.

 

How does a cat with no legs scratch itself?

 

I am not the chav, no. That is Vento Mike, he often turns up to meetings dressed like that.

Depends where your screwing it.

 

I have to scratch them.

It would be cruel not to.

 

Are Friends Electric?

 

Yes.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

 

If water runs down the drain anticlockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere, which way does it drain on the equator?

 

The Coriolis effect doesn't have enough force to make this happen in either equator. The whole thing is a myth, like Scotland.

 

Do any other animals have consciousness, and how does it work?

 

No, not as far as we are aware; if they have, they haven't found a way to communicate it to us.
Other high forms of life have conscious thought, but aren't self aware. They do not understand the concept of "me".

The more I think about it, the more I think the whole thing is a construct from a supercomputer, hmmm, there might be a film in that.

 

My dog wags his tail though, is this not some kind of rudimentary semaphore communication?

 

I thought Scotland must be a myth 'cause there's no way if it were real anybody would live there

 

No, it's merely a learned behaviour, literally a "Pavlovian Response".
If your dog ever gets to this level, then we'll talk...

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Yes, quite right.
While we're on the subject, Cornwall is a lot further away than it appears on any map.

 

Speak Cornish? Has it`s origins in that mythical land of which you speak...

 

Siarad cymraeg?