Ask Bristolfish

It always makes me limp.

 

Why is Daved ask me questions on Bristofish's thread?

ps. Daved if you are going to take extended weekend breaks without letting the authorities know, then this sort of thing is to be expected.

 

Obviously, you are drinking Tennets again!

You started this thread!

I posted to TSC, that I was in Bangor, while he was at the Island! Again obviously you are brain dead, as you don't read the right threads!

 

NO, OF COURSE, YOU ARE SCOTCH!

 

Never drunk Tennets before.

STOP SHOUTING!

That is two posts that have no question marks and are not aimed at Bristolfish.
Are you trying to Hijack this thread?

 

OK! I and everyone else knows I can't spell. Don't rub it in too hard!

TennAnts!

Did I correct my error?

 

No.

 

Apostrophe missing Daved = D- = Fail

 

Hey, there are more than one Tennant's Breweries.

 

http://www.tennents.com/

 

This is too much for me!

Danny, I got the spelling Tennants from one of your 'What are you currently drinking' posts.

The missing 'n' is only a typo.

I am going to bed!

 

I would have been drunk in that thread Daved. It would be prudent to spell check anything I posted in there TBH.

Back on topic BF.

What is harder, Chuck Norris or my Blondie Boner?

 

I didn't know you were blond.

 

BristolFish, what is a 'boner'?

 

It's something that's very difficult to get with a stone in your shoe.

 

So nothing to do with what happens to me when I watch Suzi Perry on the gadget show then? (see my gadget show thread)

 

Ahh, I see.

Yes, the two things would be linked:

Suzi+pvc=boner.

 

Why did I wash my hair 4 times with 20 year old Silvrikin shampoo, when I had brand new Toni and Guy stuff in my bag? And why has my artesian well run dry, when it rained a good bit? And why do I feel like death after 4 days of drinking from dawn till late, yet now feel hyper after laughing at my sister falling into the dock about 8 hours ago?

 

Not sure why you shunned the Toni & Guy; but stick with the Silvikrin, it's what i've always used. As anyone on here that's met me will tell you, i've got a full, lustrous head of hair.

Has somebody tapped into the water table near to your well? Perhaps they are distilling massive quantities of poitin. daved hasn't moved in next door has he?

You've probably reached the correct alcohol/blood ratio in your system. Your body has accepted this as the norm, and has compensated by dumping a huge adrenalin shot straight into your brain.

Got any video or pics of your sister falling in the dock?

 

Afraid not - she did the classic one foot on the boat, one on the dock thing - boat moves across, sis does the splits, falls in face first. Damn lucky she didn't scratch the paintwork with the gold ring she lost while falling in, or there'd be trouble. Real trouble.