Ask Bristolfish

Were you driving the boat away from the dock as your poor sister stepped onto it? On purpose?

I feel almost as sorry for your sister as I do for your mother. I expect both are normal, attractive, intelligent women who have the misfortune to be related to some less-than-normal family members.

 

No, it wasn't tied up and she went to get off - splat. Funnily enough she did the same thing at the landing stage - soaked to the knees for a nice 2 hour drive home.
Then managed to sprain her ankle on dry land, just carrying a sleeping bag to the Golf! Happily her foxy mate who was there is a doctor, and decreed that Sis should drive home, as foxy friend had forgotten her contact lenses.

 

And, I missed all that because mrs daved's an Ikea shopaholic!

 

I do hope that isn't Mrs Daved on the roof rack.

 

She's very tall.

 

Crikey. She's the same size as Ikea's Pax wardrobe!

 

Presumably she got put up there for burning the hotdogs.

 

No! We bought our Hot-Dogs at Ikea! SOOOO TASTEY!

 

I've been to the very first IKEA, in north Sweden. I got lost and frustrated there too.

So Bristolfish, what did Daved buy in IKEA?

edit: apart from hot dogs

 

It says here that your old Saabs didn't come with a hotdog heater, not even as an extra!

 

I told you not to mention the S*** word! Now look how it's affected his mind. Poor Mrs D bundled up on the roof rack, wrapped in plastic and no doubt a few weights......

 

You'd need some deep water as well, she is very tall.

 

Something tells me it was this...

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S59864717

 

Saab did not use the same engine as DKW! The Saab engine was far superior. Audi could not build engines in those days.

The Saab Shown is a 750 GT. The best 750cc car ever built!

Saab extras in those days were:

Sump Shield. Rally Seats. Halda 'Twin Master'.

 

Except that the doors are glass!

Psychic, or you read my post.

 

Damn, I was going to post the link to the one with the glass doors.

Guess my psychic power was only running on 8v's.

 

Should I get my hair cut in an attempt to woo a woman?

I have shoulder length blond / brown hair, it is a little unkempt at the moment it has to be said.
Should I stick with it, hoping she likes the fact I am not bald or grey.
Or, will the boring short back and sides route be the way forward?

I am thinking that playing the "a bit different card" could be the way forward myself.

 

Stick a photo of your fizzog on here, then we will tell you!

Send me a photo by e-mail, and I will ask miss daved.

 

This post is useless without pics.

What the hell is wrong with being bald and/or grey?
Some of the fairer sex think of these attributes as a sign of manliness, better in fact than being some wild-haired hippy.

By all means play the "different card", but she'll see through it pretty quickly. As soon as you mention valves/cams/suspension geometry, you're f***ed, (not in a good way).

 

I though Miss Daved was off gallivanting with some Canadian lumber jacks or something. Not sure TSC will be happy about that when he finds out. He could start basing again, or worse still, the Tequila may come out the drinks cabinet.
Poor Sally, but work for the A&E folks all the same.

How can you be grey if you are bald?
Never got that old grey attraction before. I certainly do not eye up the older ladies myself.

I will not talk about cars and stuff when with her. I will dance, sing and read poetry.