Ask Bristolfish

I buy your dog, you sell him now, how much the dog? I have cat and beans, we swap, you swap now. Mmmm dog.

 

Are you Vietnamese? That is a towel he has on, not chocolate sauce!

 

No, no, I not eat dog, I full with late stir-fry.
You dog is good dog, I take him away now, you give me dog, keep towel, I have new towel for dog.

 

Bristolfish, do you eat cat's legs?

 

Shhhhhhhhh.

FFS, I told you that in confidence. No more cat's leg soup for you.

 

has anyone ever seen a photo of danster and his dog at the same time, im fairly sure thats big enough to ride, thats towel could be for under the saddle.

 

Danster does not do photos or dog riding in any way, shape or form. Mkay

 

<Goes off to search Google images for "dog riding".>







Ewwwwwwww.

 

Laugh away there young short haired laddie.
My Samoyed puts out more torques than your 4 duff 16v engines.

 

to be honest, at the moment he would be quicker than the rado, how is he at high g cornering?

 

Have to say he is fairly good, except on laminate flooring where he becomes "king of drift".
He can handle a 4 paw slide pretty well though.

 

Pudding dilemma

BF, I have got half a tin of Ambrosia rice pudding needing used, but the last of my rhubarb from the garden that I gave to a neighbour has been handed back in a crumble with an extra portion of custard!
What should I do?
What if the crumble is packed with roofies and I get raped, or something good like that!

 

That does sound a bit rapey, eat it anyway, you might have (bum) fun

 

Good question.

I'll need a few more pieces of information before I can answer:

1) When will the Ambrosia be out of date? If it is today, read no further, eat it.
2) Still reading? OK, How was the rhubarb fed? If it was Danster's Night Dirt, then the best course of action would involve the incinerator.
3) Is this your new neighbour?

 

Answer 1, Opened tin yesterday so will keep in the fridge for another day.

Answer 2, Naturally grown in a corner of the garden where I or the dog do not frequent.

Answer 3, No, not new neighbours, this is from another one that also makes exceedingly good scones too.

Here is the predicament.



That pie / crumble looks like it is going to take two sittings to finish it all. This will push the rice pudding into an extra day that may lead to it being wasted. Arghh!

 

Right, give the Ambrosia to the cats, eat that rhubarb pudding, om nom nom.

And for Jebus' sake, that dog should not be further converted for hovering.

 

FFS you two have no imagination.

Pour the rice pudding over the rhubarb crumble & trough the lot.

Problem solved

 

Tried that Gaz, I have now eaten too much and feel ill.
There does not appear to be a high roofies content in the rhubarb pie / crumble either, so that rules out any aerobic action tonight too. [:^(]
Mind you, with all the rhubarb I have just eaten I may need to run at some point.