Ask Bristolfish

You can always use the empty rice pudding tin if you get caught short

 

I thought the idea of the rohypnol is that you don't get any excercise.

All this could be a dream of course, you could be knocked out now. If you wake up tomorrrow feeling different, with the dog giving you funny looks, let us know.

 

The dog gently licking your lips, occasionally slipping the tongue in...

 

Which wire should I cut red or green kinda need a quick reply on this one went to work hungover?

 

...and then you [DELETED BY MODS], with the wrong end of a [DELETED BY MODS], it's never done that before, has it?

 

Is there no orange one?

 

It's no good just clapping, lives could depend on this.

I've got my team looking into it now...



...looks like it's the blue one.

 

I can't find a blue wire or a kitten?

If you could lend me the kitten, send it to me in a fast car 8v as they seem to be quicker as I so recently been reading please

 

I'd be happy to lend you Lucky, unfortunately I don't have an 8v car to get him to you.

I could (pay somebody to) do a quick engine transplant, and have him there within the hour.

 

Good solid advice on this thread this evening

But 'roofies' ?

I don't think I need to know!

 

Where is Chris?
Has someone roofied him?

After Thursday night's pudding dilemma, can you recommend a good spot cream?

 

I'd like to state for the record:

I do not know where Chris is, and I have not roofied him.
He definitely isn't tied up in my shed, waiting for the gimp to wake up.

I find that a facial scrub with (CH2-N-NO2)3 works very well.

 

Facial scrub? There's no time for facial scrub when eating cat's legs!

But what's the roofin bit all about?!

 

Facial scrub = ghey

I will be roofin next week. Putting the roof on my extension that is.

Search Rohypnol / date rape

 

Really Christopher, can one not Google for oneself?

 

Short name for a drug? That it?

I can only Google for oneself if you supply a hotlink []

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=roofies

 

OMG

Bristolfish, what are we going to do to celebrate you and I having the same posts per day average?

 

Do I have enough 6mm T&E to finish wiring the sockets in my Workshop of Doom tomorrow?

Will my 16VG60 pass its MOT tomorrow?